FAFO Cult

FAFO Bag Lyfe!

Good morning, good evening, good whenever you are heathen horde! Behold, the bag episode in all its glory! bowels quake at the knowledge drop... or maybe you have IBS, not sure. In today's episode:
Bag selection
Bag sizes 
What bags are best for 
Sterilizing/pasteurizing and the like in bags 
fruiting in bags 
all-in-one bags 
....skinning a deer
processing a rabbit 
the American chestnut tree 
It was a good episode, a fun episode... most of all it was a episode! 
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93 minutes of Tobacco Episode!.. the rest? A shitshow.

for the first 93 minutes we stayed on task, luckily most of the tests we have had to take throughout our life rarely last longer than that... because thats about the extent of our attention spans. With that said, the rest of the episode took a series of dark turns, some funny, some serious... some made me power drink. 
In the first 93 minutes we covered tobacco: 
Seed starting
seed size
Petri dish seed method 
fertilizers for young plants 
history of tobacco in America 
how to raise the plants and chopping their heads off and taking out suckers 
how to dry the plants 
how to cure the plants 
how to ferment the plants and why 
strain/cultivar selection and seed source 
different flavor profiles and how to treat them
flue vs air drying, and dark firing tobacco. 
after 93 minutes we covered: 
P-diddy 
epstein shit 
why kids are suddenly pro palestine 
how colleges are following in the footsteps of the OG Nazis and becoming Nazis 
Stephen Lynch songs 
birds got high and texted people 
and a wide variety and assortment of generic fuckery, we had a lot of fun. we found out that Trimmy is allergic to basically everything. 
 
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The FAFO Weed Episode!

The long-awaited, often hinted at, greatly put off FAFO MJ cultivation episode. in this episode are such gems as: 
Starting seeds
Seed selection
Autoflower VS day length 
Various grow methods like hydroponics and in ground 
All the differences in the heights of the various types 
How to process, cure, dry and what not 
We as usual go on several side quests and thats just what you get with us, but overall its a info packed good times. i feel very confident in my ability to FAFO A grow after this episode! 
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Cigars, Snakes, Tobacco, The News, The State of the World

In this episode of FAFOCult we talk about the important topics, topics that get us age-restricted and banned... important need-to-know topics the deep stuff to keep you informed such as: 
Fleshlights in prosthetic limbs
Freaking zaps man... I need a culture from the Japanese suicide forest. 
Cool reptile morphs 
The slow Chinese invasion 
The Biden 10k calorie diet literally only for pictures
Where your nice tax $ goes.... .gov screws vets again 
growing some tobacco episode coming up in 2 weeks. Next weeks episode is cultivation of MJ! 
And much, much more, probably shit that should never be heard by human ears... but hey... Merika. 
 
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AMPro interview, extracts, edibles and storage

Easily one of the most knowledgeable podcasts we have ever produced, today we have AMPro a master at extracts and edibles to talk about how they make gummies, psyllysticks, edibles, and various other things. We learn a lot, you learn a lot, and it's the most serious episode we have recorded in a long minute. 
Also included in the episode: 
The best pick up line ever "Here drink this."
Strawberry Panty Dropper 
Cats are the devils fl*shl*ght 
How to make gummies 
Simple extracts for dummies 
Double extracts 
Various edible recipes 
Long term storage 
We all learn, you learn, and its a pile of fun. 
 
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Should you clone your willy?

In this glorious episode, brought to you by the sweet sounds of mad scientists.. we bring to you an episode that includes such hits as: 
Tinctures, extracts, and dilutions 
Myco Nutty is back 
Trimmy gets hate mail 
We share a shitty gummy bear recipe 
Shit goes way off track... 
Clone a Willy 
We talk a lot about reptiles 
Animal glue 
it was a really fun episode and we fixed a lot of the audio issues we had with the previous two episodes. 
 
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Chatterbateing Togetherness

A nice simple stroll through the minds of friends chatting together doing totally normal not weird shit at all with all the best of normal people's intentions and nothing weird happening. Totally just chatting... seriously. 
See MycoNutty was supposed to be on and we were gonna do a show on tinctures but his power went out in the artic blast and he only had 30% left on his phone battery and he needed the light provided by the adult entertainment he was watching to provide a sense of safety as he is scared of the dark or something. So left to our own devices we just... did guy shit. 
 
We cover fun shit like: 
male mice sniffing various panties makes them more/less fertile... looking at you only fans incels. 
We uniformly love Vevor and their products and its a hell of a rabbit hole 
Basically cow leprosy 
Deadpool is getting stalked by a possibly aroused bear
Selling human organs 
some other science'y stuff 
Feral Steak Salt and how you could possibly get some. 
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D*ck Hands and Fentanyl

In this episode, we talk about deep topics:
D*ck hands, and their uses 
Corn that drips 
how freaking shitty fentanyl is and why 
Ch*na hates us/the cold war using drugs to kill
Stupid new strains and labeling shit 
the best sushi in the area 
rare, collectors grade 1992 Koolaid 
and a whole crapload more! 
 
As usual, we love our listeners! We cherish each and every one of you degenerate f*ck sticks. Be safe, use drugs responsibly, and use drugs you make preferably. 
 
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FAFO Has Returned!

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes of your grandma's ashtray FAFO is back! In today's episode, we stretch our rusty ass wings and take you into our loving embrace... smells like mommies kisses! We also talk about such amazing shit as: 
Harmaline 
DMT
That one pukey South American touristy drug 
Extractions 
Blue Honey 
various cultivation tidbits 
Deadpool gives a easy Pan cultivation method 
We talk about wood chippers 
We talk about planting stuff 
We catch up with you, while you catch up with us. its like... a happiness circle jerk and your ears are in the middle. 
 

FAFO Catch Up

Let us take a moment before we dive into this insanity and thank whatever deity you believe in for the relationships and the loved ones in your life. The community lost a young and very passionate cultivator with a promising career ahead of them. We will never know what new bounds, or impacts on the craft are now lost with the death of Dirty South Myco. He passed away from carbon monoxide poisoning following a house fire at his residence. For those of you who are so inclined, he has a son and there is a gofundme that is set up to help with his kiddo's college fund. https://gofund.me/cfc26063 
Todays episode was a catch up episode as usual there is a bunch of good info hidden in the episode behind a lot of bullshittery. For some reason Dad decided to grow $3k worth of millet seed sooo... uh, we await what happens with that shit show. He's gonna end up like Scrouge McDuck swimming in his millet. I'm sure we can find some way for him to part with it. 
Deadpool is accosted by a penguin, nothing new there. he barely survived. 
Feral almost lost his leg, had to change jobs, moved to the new farm, his wife's cancer scare is still going on we find out on Halloween, there's a new dog in the house Gorda a big ass English bulldog who doesn't have deep thoughts... but has BIG feelings and is super sweet. 
Dad AKA Trim got moved, has a shit ton of fucking millet coming his way. 
MycoNutty is shitting himself and couldn't make the podcast, despite expert advice on how to stop the shittening 
Blue has big feelings about Israel and so do we all (fuck terrorists) our thoughts, prayers and energy goes out to those effected by the terrorist group attack. We wish peace on the region and may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of the enemy for all eternity. 
Also in this episode, some substrate talk, some grain talk, some various cultivation talk. But in reality it was just a lot of fun to hear each other again and we missed talking with and to ya'all. 
 
Thank you for listening, we know you probably have better shit to do with your time in this crazy ass world that's falling apart around us. Stay strong folks, work on yourselves and worry less about things you can't do anything about. 
 
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