FAFO Cult

FAFO Has Returned!

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes of your grandma's ashtray FAFO is back! In today's episode, we stretch our rusty ass wings and take you into our loving embrace... smells like mommies kisses! We also talk about such amazing shit as: 
Harmaline 
DMT
That one pukey South American touristy drug 
Extractions 
Blue Honey 
various cultivation tidbits 
Deadpool gives a easy Pan cultivation method 
We talk about wood chippers 
We talk about planting stuff 
We catch up with you, while you catch up with us. its like... a happiness circle jerk and your ears are in the middle. 
 

FAFO Catch Up

Let us take a moment before we dive into this insanity and thank whatever deity you believe in for the relationships and the loved ones in your life. The community lost a young and very passionate cultivator with a promising career ahead of them. We will never know what new bounds, or impacts on the craft are now lost with the death of Dirty South Myco. He passed away from carbon monoxide poisoning following a house fire at his residence. For those of you who are so inclined, he has a son and there is a gofundme that is set up to help with his kiddo's college fund. https://gofund.me/cfc26063 
Todays episode was a catch up episode as usual there is a bunch of good info hidden in the episode behind a lot of bullshittery. For some reason Dad decided to grow $3k worth of millet seed sooo... uh, we await what happens with that shit show. He's gonna end up like Scrouge McDuck swimming in his millet. I'm sure we can find some way for him to part with it. 
Deadpool is accosted by a penguin, nothing new there. he barely survived. 
Feral almost lost his leg, had to change jobs, moved to the new farm, his wife's cancer scare is still going on we find out on Halloween, there's a new dog in the house Gorda a big ass English bulldog who doesn't have deep thoughts... but has BIG feelings and is super sweet. 
Dad AKA Trim got moved, has a shit ton of fucking millet coming his way. 
MycoNutty is shitting himself and couldn't make the podcast, despite expert advice on how to stop the shittening 
Blue has big feelings about Israel and so do we all (fuck terrorists) our thoughts, prayers and energy goes out to those effected by the terrorist group attack. We wish peace on the region and may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of the enemy for all eternity. 
Also in this episode, some substrate talk, some grain talk, some various cultivation talk. But in reality it was just a lot of fun to hear each other again and we missed talking with and to ya'all. 
 
Thank you for listening, we know you probably have better shit to do with your time in this crazy ass world that's falling apart around us. Stay strong folks, work on yourselves and worry less about things you can't do anything about. 
 
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FAFO Origin Stories

In this episode we talk about Origin Stories, we also invent a new way to measure things. By this time everyone should be familiar with RJU's (Ron Jeremy Units) a method of measurement based on the famous penis of 10" 
"But hey fuckers, why do you keep on inventing new ways to measure shit when there's the good old 'merika method and the communist meters and shit?" 
Well, son, it's cause not everyone knows how to count right but point me out one adult that can't imagine a penis length of something. Naturally, we used the most famous penis, sure it's a bit AIDS'y and whatnot and belongs to a human hedgehog but it's a valid method of measurement now. So shall it be written... so shall it be done. 
 
We needed a method for measuring a volume of liquid, and knowing the type of degenerate fucks that listen to us *(we love you, have our babies)* we figured breast sizes would be easy. Imagine a breast as a gourd of some type, now imagine how much liquid that gourd would hold. Tadah, FBU is born, Fluid Breast Units. Universally accurate and easy to understand by all. 
 
Oh and i guess someone talked shit and it was addressed in this podcast early on as well. 
B+ is pronounced B Positive as in, a nice saying. Don't be a heathen and say B Plus. Shit don't even make sense, think about it. 
Be careful when processing and fruiting a whole haybale sometimes they try and light on fire, damn nature... 
We cycle through everyone's origin story and it makes Deadpool happy cause he likes origins and stories. They wouldn't've let me start at the big bang if i wanted to. 
Dad eats some Cheetos in your ear, so i think that counts as ASMR and we can now get some type of special parking plaque? 
Everyone has 'Rona but this 'Rona ain't but a cough, and it taint bad this go round. But its election season and they are gonna blow it up to make it seem like the worlds ending. ITs not, remain calm, grow mushies.... your fine guys. 
 
Your homework for the day is: Watch little shop of horrors. 
 
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The Moral of the Story

In this episode, there are a lot of lessons learned: 
Don't trust cats... cats are the devils fleshlight 
Stems and Caps have pretty much the same strength... myth buster that shit 
Cats will eat your face off 
Birth control can make you crazy 
Blue tells us how to do birth control 
Mirena Birth control will make you schitzo 
It took a hour before things got weird 
Miniature cattle can be expensive, and cute 
... a long fucking time ago in a land not far from you there was a giant ass sloth that ruled the world called The Shasta Ground Sloth, they lived in big ass holes in the ground that turned into caves... they would often be multigenerational in these caves and have 12 or so feet of shit in the caves going back hundreds of thousands of years. This shit still smells, is still full of organic material and use to be used by Native Americans as fertilizer. I WANT SOME OF THIS SHIT! I want some giant sloth poo, i want to grow mushies on giant sloth poo... see my freaking ancestors, maybe hump a neanderthal in the vision. We don't know what would happen, but we do know it needs to happen. The prime areas for shasta ground sloth poo hunting are new mexico, arizona, and into utah... the same areas i like to go looking for Gila Monsters. 
If you or someone you know or love has touched, seen, smelled, or been touched by Shasta Ground Sloth poo, please reach out to us so that we may go on a giant fucking FAFO road trip and find it. 
 
Merika, 
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FAFO Cult RANDOMAUS

On today's episode, we talk about: 
Contamination 
Millet 
Various grain preps
Spiders 
Tarantulas 
Why Gypsy is a thing 
How not to do certain things 
How Feral chipped a tooth 
The Underwear Rabbit 
The Underwear Squirrel 
Deadpool makes coffee like a half dead french sailor and calls it normal 
We tell some stories and folks get introduced to Gypsy a guy from a gamer room 
We talk about all sorts of shit... they we talk a bit about loss 
Feral's dog died, he knew her longer than he ever knew his mom. He is big sad, his whole family is. big, big sad. We LARP through the sad to bring you this episode. 
 
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Light a candle, do a shot, pour one out for Mobitz who is pictured, Feral's dog... pictured when she was spry and young. A proper lady. 02/12/2006 09/11/2023
 
 

FAFOCult does BigBlue

The crew of FAFOCult is left unattended without adult supervision, Dad is sick (Trim) he has some sorta of syphilis in his elbow he got from a giraffe... we aren't sure. We do know that he's in the ER for the first time in 20 years and they drew circles around it and gave him a bunch of medication... we shall all light a candle for him, as it's his dick hand, and we all know how important that is to him. 
BigBlue from Discord joins us to talk about her journey with mushrooms and life in general. She also has a cool ass accent, you should all try to have as cool of an accent as she does. We have fun, we learn stuff... did you know there are Australian morel mushrooms?! And they are easier to cultivate! Hell's yeah! Merika! Lets do this! 
 
Also in this episode we talk a bit about various types of cultivation and start to work out some details on the new Monstrosity grow. 
 
Feral apologizes to all the CashApp people for his fuckup. 
 
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p.s. the picture is a drop bear. 

FAFO Monday! Teuful!

On this episode of FAFO Monday, meeting new and interesting people and introducing the world to them... we find Deadpool alone in a room with Tueful. Tueful is an industrial psychologist... he's the carrot-and-stick guy who helps corporations manhandle you into doing what they want through the power of manipulation and psychology... Basically why you obey Umbrella Corp right up until a zombie eats your face. 
 
What does Deadpool do alone in a room with someone? 
 
What is the meaning of life?
 
Why is the sky blue?
 
Listen and find out! 
 
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Those of you who have cashapp'ed'ed us in the past, I'm sorry they expired and where rejected, i have NO IDEA i had to accept them. I'm a idiot, i am sorry- Feral. 
 

FAFO Preparedness Podcast

In this episode we talk about personal preparedness, how to save your cultures, how to save your medicine if your a diabetic or such. we cover a lot of ground. we cover shit like: 
IFAK
Water storage and how to use it 
Copy Canning and how to store foods i.e when buying one can of beans, instead buy two store one. You can apply this to most things. 
How to rotate food 
How to store eggs 
Things to watch out for 
Things you might not have thought of. 
Polar bears, attack penguins and Deadpool buys cocaine. 
Hurricanes and dams? 
GTFO of a hurricane area 
Don't eat yellow snow damnit. 
wet wipes are your friends
We also go on several tangents, some of them beautiful some of them somewhat disturbing. Overall, 8.79/10 want to scrub my brain out with a chopstick and steel wool. 
 
America. 
 
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The FAFO Lab Build Equipment List

In this episode we have the FAFO Cult labs build with an equipment list, there's a lot of shit to cover and a lot of the pictures that would go with it are in the discord for those of you that follow along. The rest of it is easily googled and most of it is found on Amazon. Feral gets a lot of shit for his bougie ass equipment. 
In this episode: 
Stir plate 
pressure cookers 
heat plates
homogenizers 
rockers 
gloves
scalpels 
glassware 
bad ass lab coats incoming
Everyone is probably drunk but Deadpool 
we really cover a lot of ground from bags to heat sealers, from vortexers to vials  and pipettes. its a very fun but very information intensive podcast. 
Tents
Cleaning 
torches 
you name it, its in here, a complete lab for all sorts of microbiology needs  
 
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What Grinds My Gears..

Welcome to our NC-17 rated maybe higher? Lower? how's that work.. anyways welcome to our episode where we whine/bitch/swear/moan about things in the hobby and the world that currently piss us off. it's a fun episode, but there's a knowledge drop of 5 in here that makes it worth a good listen... just don't blare it on the work radio as the FPM is pretty high... (F*cks Per Minute) 
 
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