FAFO Origin Stories

In this episode we talk about Origin Stories, we also invent a new way to measure things. By this time everyone should be familiar with RJU's (Ron Jeremy Units) a method of measurement based on the famous penis of 10" 

"But hey fuckers, why do you keep on inventing new ways to measure shit when there's the good old 'merika method and the communist meters and shit?" 

Well, son, it's cause not everyone knows how to count right but point me out one adult that can't imagine a penis length of something. Naturally, we used the most famous penis, sure it's a bit AIDS'y and whatnot and belongs to a human hedgehog but it's a valid method of measurement now. So shall it be written... so shall it be done. 

 

We needed a method for measuring a volume of liquid, and knowing the type of degenerate fucks that listen to us *(we love you, have our babies)* we figured breast sizes would be easy. Imagine a breast as a gourd of some type, now imagine how much liquid that gourd would hold. Tadah, FBU is born, Fluid Breast Units. Universally accurate and easy to understand by all. 

 

Oh and i guess someone talked shit and it was addressed in this podcast early on as well. 

B+ is pronounced B Positive as in, a nice saying. Don't be a heathen and say B Plus. Shit don't even make sense, think about it. 

Be careful when processing and fruiting a whole haybale sometimes they try and light on fire, damn nature... 

We cycle through everyone's origin story and it makes Deadpool happy cause he likes origins and stories. They wouldn't've let me start at the big bang if i wanted to. 

Dad eats some Cheetos in your ear, so i think that counts as ASMR and we can now get some type of special parking plaque? 

Everyone has 'Rona but this 'Rona ain't but a cough, and it taint bad this go round. But its election season and they are gonna blow it up to make it seem like the worlds ending. ITs not, remain calm, grow mushies.... your fine guys. 

 

Your homework for the day is: Watch little shop of horrors. 

 

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